Turnabout Pencil - Cross Examination

HOLD IT!

"Wait a minute! Why did you look at the victim?"

"Hmm… I don't know… just curiousity…"

OBJECTION!

"I know why you did it,", you go on. "It was because you knew that the victim had been stabbed!"

"NO! Only the killer would had known- ACK!!!"

"Exactly! That means you!". You explain: "When the defendant looked at the victim, he had already been stabbed. Let's admit it: our defendant isn't that bright, so he didn't know how to react to something like this, so he took the pencil to look at it! That explains the fingerprints on the pencil!"

"Holy crap!", the Judge says.

"Son of a-", AzzJoul screams.

"I'M SO HOT!"

NEXT

  • Attorney's badge

Where the hell did I get this? It seems… shiny…

  • Autopsy Report

Mike Ekim was stabbed by a Number 1 pencil a single time. Yeah, that's it.

  • (Harry Potter and the) Deathly Pencil

The murder weapon. Bears the defendant's fingerprints. Larry, you idiot…

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